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Hi Mr. Zagar


Name: Ian V.C.
Age: Current year minus 2006
Height: Short
Weight: Didn't your mom ever teach you not to ask people that
Eyes: Two (previously four)
Species: Human, I've been assured


!!World's most useless linguist!!

Part-time McDonald's crew member, full-time idea-theif. Likes writing, drawing and painting. Multilingual (French, Latin and semi-fluent in German). Has too much free time. Chronically online, resulting in picking up a few web building skills (hence this site). Life plan: build the robots that steal everyone's jobs, and then retire to live in a 1 room apartment and do nothing but listen to Mark Lanegan and mess around with old technology.


Inspiration for this site